"I am a persona non grata, I am the grey man of the office, I am the photocopier's only friend and lover. give me a job and I will eat my own feces."
"And very rarely, like today for instance,...I press send by mistake and deliver my surreal rant of hate to a potential employer..."
Cenwch y Clychau! mae fy ffrind blewocaf/mentor kung fu Arthur Savage, a.k.a. yr archfastard yn fyw, iach, ac Yn Y We. Clod i dduw: ma'r cowboi peryg 'di bod yn peri trafferth a sgriwio fyny dros Brydain. ...wen i yn y nwble! etc